kaliban.org Jan 19 2003

by Gunnar on 19. Januar 2003 · 7 comments

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute.
“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

Hm. Gar nicht schlecht, aber irgendwie finde ich gelesene Witze nicht mehr witzig. War früher anders. Überhaupt hat die Bedeutung von Witzen abgenommen — mir hat seit Ewigkeiten niemand mehr einen erzählt. Kommt das in meinem Alter aus der Mode?

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