Nix Neues für erfahrene Surfer und Hardcore-Nerds, aber immer wieder sehr schön: bash.org. Ich zitiere mal zwei meiner Lieblingseinträge:
[xterm] The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
[Beeth] Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
[honx] well, you can still get one from a strange country :-P
[skrike] I think the people above me are having sex
[skrike] either that or they’re sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.
[calin] we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
[ecoli] wait, you “caught” him?
[ecoli] like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
[Aero] he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host
[AgentSmith] It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite….in the other…you go by the chat alias “Randerson”…spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest…
[AgentSmith] One of these… has a future.
[Randerson] LMAO OMFG where’s the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
[AgentSmith] How can you use the phone when you cannot…speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: m
Hupps, das sind mehr als zwei. Besuch lohnt also. Jedenfalls für Nerds und Chat-Junkies. Alle anderen finden’s vermutlich nicht sehr witzig. Ahem.